mugger

Elite Muggers
Truly the master of rote learning. Able to do ten-year-series consecutively for 4 hours without being tired. Most of them, as the name suggests, end up in the ELITE schools of Singapore, after a successful mugger test- PSLE, Olevels. They stand the best chance in succeeding in life, but that does not mean they will succeed in life.

Typical Muggers
This type of muggers mug moderately, their exam scores are also mediocre. They do not really care, but when exams are near, they will mug and mug. Sometimes, they fell prey to the LMBFH syndrome as diagnosed by Miss Loi. True to their name, they are very typical and common, nothing special.

Closet Muggers
The most dangerous of the lot. In front of friends, they will act nonchalantly about their grades, sleep in class, play after school. But when they reached home, they will slog their guts out to remember everything. At the same time, they are deemed the smartest or the luckiest as they will know what to study, so that they have the time to buaya in front of their peers.

Laidback muggers
The laziest of them all. Similar to closet muggers, they will BE nonchalant about their grades, sleep in class, play after school. Number one victim of LMBFH syndrome, often requiring the help of Miss Loi’s type. But they are too lazy for their own good. Not suited for mugging, they can considering migrating to a place where talent based education is given.

Heh. So what kind of mugger are you? Or are you a new species?!

adapted from http://crazyhamster.net/